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Hmmm. I’m pretty sure Michael Jordan is best known for something else…

[Update: Yes. Yes it’s real.]

Wtf is wrong with fox

WHAT the hell????? And I wasn’t aware Carmelo Anthony was an anti-police activist as well. Huh.

OK so obviously this is offensive on many levels. But the worst thing, to me, as a Chicagoan who lived in Chicago when the Greatest Basketball Team In The History Of Ever was repeating the threepeat, MICHAEL JORDAN IS NOT A FAILED BASEBALL PLAYER! And I wasn’t familiar with Carmelo Anthony, but according to Wikipedia, he’s also an NBA player who’s won MVP, Most Outstanding Player, and a bronze medal in the god damn Olympics.

And yeah. Being the president. Of the United States of America. Is pretty interesting. I would love to know what event Fox News went to where the POTUS was the seventh-most-interesting person in the room. And he’s humble about it! He said he only ranks in the top 5 or 6 when he goes places! He’s the president!

Aaaand love the use of “glad-handed” as a verb. Hey, how did they describe Mittens’ many many fundraisers? Let’s see:

• “Soon-to-be Republican nominee Mitt Romney is now pummeling Obama when it comes to fundraising.”
• “Romney is raking it in from big donors and from grass-roots activists online, giving him three consecutive months of taking in more than $100 million.”

Yeahhhhhhh thought so guys.

He did try to be a baseball player. And failed. So, not untrue.

He’s slightly right, though; they technicallyaren’t lying by calling him a failed baseball player… though they are appearing massively, obliviously ignorant to call Michael Jordan and Carmelo Anthony anything other than basketball players.

I’m going to start referring to Fox News personalities as “failed meteorologists.” 

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